Rebel Southern Belle

Blogarrhea at its lamest

Hi. I'm Elise Caile, an INFJ, writer, editor and expert procrastinator. To find out anything else about me, just ask. Glad you stopped by!

ASK ME ANYTHING! (Except that.)

For those who know you, no explanation is needed; for those who don't, none is possible. ~K.Cobain

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Cheers, "Air Elise" ~ Thanks for flying.

Currently very busy not having any profound thoughts.

Mar

I’m off to Savannah for St. Patrick’s day weekend.

I’m already late because suddenly I felt like posting a bunch of stupid junk for no reason instead of getting dressed and gassed up (not what that sounds like!!) for the 2-hour drive to DRUNKVILLE: TEMP POPULATION APPROX. A COUPLE MILLION ALL CRAMMED TOGETHER IN A SEGMENTED AREA DOWNTOWN FULL OF WEIRDOS, ROCK BANDS, MORE WEIRDOS (including me, hehe) AND “GROPERS” (men, you know the kind I’m talking about)…I SHALL BE ARMED WITH BUBBLES. BE AFRAID. ;-)

So here’s my trusty jet-propelled Ralph Waldo Emerson animated .gif for which Tumblr has a slightly creepy affinity (animated gifs, not Emerson) to prove I yet STILL exist: like roaches, only not quite so repulsive (I hope)!

HAPPY ST. PAT’S, Y’ALL! :-D CHEERS!!

~Elise~

Mar

It’s a gift. (This ability to .—.-.——.— people.)

Mar

Beware: Outdated Content Influx Coming Soon

wtf happend to my post?? i just posted an EMPTY TEXT BOX??? all that typing for nothing? (yes, i forgot to ALWAYS copy first, sue me.)

—INSERT CUSS WORDS HERE—

Feb

You know who you are. :-*
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(Personally modified. Background image source unknown.)

Feb

This. Is. Hysterical.

For once, words escape me. O_o

Feb

A little reminder I made from a quote my roommate stuck on the fridge, lol. (Image I used had no source info.)

Feb

I know more about black holes (seriously) than why I had to get sucked back in to the insidious vortex of yet *another* (and the most awful, ever) douche bag. Five years of my life went in, and nothing of value came out. Just a few shreds of wisdom for future potential relationships. O_o

(Source: shahirzag)

Via overdoseonthatgoodshit

Feb

I see some others out there agree with my final hashtag in my previous post. Score!

Feb

Idle Babble

Watching the Super Bowl.

SF q-back and rest of offense: “We shaved our chest hair for THIS?”

I don’t talk to the 49ers but I do with the Giants. Going to give them hell by association lol.

If there was ever a good time for a “Hoosiers”-type halftime “win for the rainbows and glitter unicorns” rousing warm-fuzzy pep talk, it’s now.

Oh, never mind…Beyonce is performing. Make that a “hooters” ☞ ⊙⊙ pep talk. Now all I wanna know is, why can’t I have an ass like that? I appeal mostly to breast and leg men. Can’t have it all (unless you’re Beyonce).

I will say Alecia Keyes was an extremely tasteful, classy choice for the national anthem.

The best commercial so far (first half) was the Doritos goat one. Mostly, though, they’ve failed to enthrall, but they normally get better the second half. We’ll see.

Now that Baltimore just scored another touchdown, off the freaking *kickoff*, all that’s left worth watching IS the commercials. They better be good after having to watch this one-sided football game.

Ooh, FINALLY something exciting! A stadium power outage! Cool.

Cheers! (My second-half munchies have arrived.)

♡Elise♡

Jan

Proof of Life post

Oct

HI

Just a quick notice that I plan to start posting again. I’ll have more to say regarding that very soon.

Elise Caile

Sep

Yes, I still live.

This is just a quick post to let everyone know I’m going to post in a bit. (Hah.) Will address my extended AWOLness in a day or so, but the upcoming post is about a specific subject that likely will appeal only to a limited “Internet population demographic” (yes I took marketing in college) but A) it used to be a big deal and today is its anniversary, and B) I was a cute kid (photo to be enclosed in actual post).

This update autoposts to Twitter & Facebook, so I’m going for efficiency since I’m at the opposite end of the US right now instead of back home in the Southeast (a 3-hr time difference).

In keeping with the non-writer-friendly format of Tumblr (and most other social media forums -— still trying to decide where to actually BLOG again instead of simply, say, announcing what I had for lunch or whatever, etc), I will enclose a random image for your viewing pleasure later.

Cheers!

PS: If you’re on the eastern side, don’t wait up, lol. It’ll still be here in the morning and I have to deal with my whole OCD issue for every post (no matter how awesome or lame), so it will be a while yet. :-P~