Blogarrhea at its lamest

Ugggh … you know you’re out of shape when you have gone only a short distance on your bike when you wish there was a gear lower than “One.”

What does the sloth say?

Sloth Socks
(Notice: Body parts in photo not as large as they appear!) lol

Sloth Socks
(Notice: Body parts in photo not as large as they appear!) lol

Puddles the Clown sadly sings Lorde’s hit “Royals” (awesome!)

Proof of Life

Getting another laptop soon. Sorry I’ve been AWOL so long! XO

Currently very busy not having any profound thoughts.

I’m off to Savannah for St. Patrick’s day weekend.
I’m already late because suddenly I felt like posting a bunch of stupid junk for no reason instead of getting dressed and gassed up (not what that sounds like!!) for the 2-hour drive to DRUNKVILLE: TEMP POPULATION APPROX. A COUPLE MILLION ALL CRAMMED TOGETHER IN A SEGMENTED AREA DOWNTOWN FULL OF WEIRDOS, ROCK BANDS, MORE WEIRDOS (including me, hehe) AND “GROPERS” (men, you know the kind I’m talking about)…I SHALL BE ARMED WITH BUBBLES. BE AFRAID. ;-)
So here’s my trusty jet-propelled Ralph Waldo Emerson animated .gif for which Tumblr has a slightly creepy affinity (animated gifs, not Emerson) to prove I yet STILL exist: like roaches, only not quite so repulsive (I hope)!
HAPPY ST. PAT’S, Y’ALL! :-D CHEERS!!
~Elise~

I’m off to Savannah for St. Patrick’s day weekend.

I’m already late because suddenly I felt like posting a bunch of stupid junk for no reason instead of getting dressed and gassed up (not what that sounds like!!) for the 2-hour drive to DRUNKVILLE: TEMP POPULATION APPROX. A COUPLE MILLION ALL CRAMMED TOGETHER IN A SEGMENTED AREA DOWNTOWN FULL OF WEIRDOS, ROCK BANDS, MORE WEIRDOS (including me, hehe) AND “GROPERS” (men, you know the kind I’m talking about)…I SHALL BE ARMED WITH BUBBLES. BE AFRAID. ;-)

So here’s my trusty jet-propelled Ralph Waldo Emerson animated .gif for which Tumblr has a slightly creepy affinity (animated gifs, not Emerson) to prove I yet STILL exist: like roaches, only not quite so repulsive (I hope)!


HAPPY ST. PAT’S, Y’ALL! :-D CHEERS!!


~Elise~

Beware: Outdated Content Influx Coming Soon

wtf happend to my post?? i just posted an EMPTY TEXT BOX??? all that typing for nothing? (yes, i forgot to ALWAYS copy first, sue me.)

—INSERT CUSS WORDS HERE—

You know who you are.  :-*
~~~

(Personally modified. Background image source unknown.)

You know who you are. :-*
~~~

(Personally modified. Background image source unknown.)

A little reminder I made from a quote my roommate stuck on the fridge, lol. (Image I used had no source info.)

A little reminder I made from a quote my roommate stuck on the fridge, lol. (Image I used had no source info.)

I know more about black holes (seriously) than why I had to get sucked back in to the insidious vortex of yet *another* (and the most awful, ever) douche bag. Five years of my life went in, and nothing of value came out. Just a few shreds of wisdom for future potential relationships. O_o

I know more about black holes (seriously) than why I had to get sucked back in to the insidious vortex of yet *another* (and the most awful, ever) douche bag. Five years of my life went in, and nothing of value came out. Just a few shreds of wisdom for future potential relationships. O_o

(Source: shahirzag)